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1 |
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Ryan Newman |
His next goal -- winning Martinsville without a pit stop. |
| 2 |
2 |
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Kevin Harvick |
Did you see Ben Affleck going around last week with a Goodwrench hat on? Apparently, it’s his favorite hat. But only because he couldn’t find a Dick Trickle one. |
| 3 |
4 |
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Jeff Gordon |
More evidence he’s experiencing an off year -- Wally Dallenbach was giving him driving tips during Sunday’s broadcast. |
| 4 |
3 |
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Jimmie Johnson |
His team has really turned the corner when it comes to qualifying, and that takes a lot of pressure off for Sunday. |
| 5 |
6 |
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Jamie McMurray |
Jeff Gordon apologized to him after accidentally cutting down McMurray’s tire. If Gordon had done that to Jimmy Spencer, he would have had to keep his helmet on while exiting the track. |
| 6 |
8 |
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Tony Stewart |
What is with the haircut? Are you the one who bought a Flowbee? |
| 7 |
10 |
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Rusty Wallace |
He really had the Jimmie Johnson setup (read: extremely loose) going on at Kansas. |
| 8 |
14 |
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Jeremy Mayfield |
“He (Ryan Newman) was sitting there doing burnouts on the frontstretch,” Mayfield said. “I don't know if we could do that or not.” Probably not, since he hasn’t had to do a burnout in over three years. |
| 9 |
5 |
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Dale Earnhardt Jr. |
If NASCAR really wants to go mainstream, then Dale Jr. needs to work out a deal to be Jennifer Lopez’ sixth husband. |
| 10 |
9 |
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Bobby Labonte |
He’s gone 13 races without a top five finish, but he’s owned Lowe’s Motor Speedway during his career. |
| 11 |
15 |
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Bill Elliott |
Why did he skip the post-race interview? Was he late for an AARP meeting? |
| 12 |
11 |
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Terry Labonte |
The Power Rankings jinx didn’t work. He has 24 straight top-25 finishes. And he probably locked up a spot in the top 10 in the standings. |
| 13 |
7 |
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Matt Kenseth |
A lot of people are already screaming “choke,” which is ridiculous considering the heroic job his team did after the accident at Kansas. Hendrick Motorsports won their championships the exact same way. |
| 14 |
20 |
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Ricky Rudd |
He’s really done a wonderful job with this team this year, considering he’s had three engine failures. Now all he’s got to do is borrow Michael Waltrip’s hair gel, and he’ll be good to go at Daytona. |
| 15 |
13 |
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Kurt Busch |
He sounded awfully happy after his engine blew up. If that is the case, he’s been happy a lot this year. |
| 16 |
18 |
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Greg Biffle |
It does not appear that he will get Rookie of the Year this year, unless McMurray gets fired. All right Greg. We can make this happen. You email Jayski, and we’ll call him. |
| 17 |
16 |
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Dale Jarrett |
Amazing stat: He’s gone 28 races without a top five finish. In 1999, he had 24 top fives. |
| 18 |
17 |
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Mark Martin |
He is neighbors with Mike Skinner in Daytona Beach, which means he won’t be going to the grocery store this week after running into him on the track at Kansas. |
| 19 |
14 |
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Elliott Sadler |
So he came out and admitted that he was scared of needles. Which means that he got that big and strong without the benefit of steroids. |
| 20 |
19 |
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Jeff Burton |
He’ll have to rally to avoid his worst points finish since joining Roush. And yes, Burton, not Mark Martin, although Martin will also have to rally to avoid his worst points finish since joining Roush. |
| 21 |
23 |
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Robby Gordon |
You need a new image, dude. Ask Tony if you can borrow the Flowbee. |
| 22 |
22 |
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Ward Burton |
It’s really looking like he is going to go over to RCR and drive the AOL-sponsored car. Which should make for some pretty good ads. Ward can use all the AOL trial disks for skeet shooting. |
| 23 |
21 |
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Michael Waltrip |
He’s really struggling, and we think that the problem is his lack of grip on the steering wheel. He must not be getting his hands completely dry after coloring his hair. |
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25 |
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Sterling Marlin |
Those Coors Light twins did a wonderful job singing the national anthem. Not that Sterling was paying any attention to that. |
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NR |
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Joe Nemechek |
He had the most accurate statement of the weekend. “It was a typical day for us,” said Nemechek, who finished 37th. |